Realizing that the news media thrives on conflict, the attention-hungry heroes of Hashtag: Danger must contrive a fake super-villain fight! PLUS! Snelson eats in a restaurant and it doesn't go well. EXTRA! Eclectic and handsomely illustrated AHOY text shorts! Painted cover by Richard Williams (MAD, Edgar Allan Poe's Snifter of Terror).
- Writer: Tom Peyer, Paul Constant
- Artist: Fred Harper, Chris Giarrusso
- Cover: Richard Williams